Monday, April 7, 2008

Report on my camera - by Amy GriSHAM



Attention all panel of Juries :

Tun Ray Omar, Megat, Lyn, Adam, Fendy n Myself


Defendant :

All names mentioned above (including the camera owner) & Azim Baginda


Issue :

On 6th April 2008, approximately 10.00 pm, bertempat di Rest. Bidara, Bandar Sunway. Haniff Fendy telah mendapati there was something wrong on the display of my camera.

Therefore, beliau merupakan suspek utama.

Satu perbincangan telah diadakan and ended up that everyone is suspected, including Azim eventhough he wasn't in the tempat kejadian.

All alibi had been brought up & semua suspect dikainkan dengan mottiff yang tersendiri.

Pakar forensik Megat juga telah membuat analysis (dengan penuh kegigihan) from all pictures taken on the event kejadian.


The condition :

Please refer the image below:

The LCD had cracked. Nothing could be viewed.

Nevertheless, other functions of the camera is still functioning.


The Verdict :

The camera had TERJATUH!!!

Not terpijak, tersepak whatsoever…


Proof :

Ada kesan dented dkt the front part of the camera


Source :

Panasonic Service Centre,

Jalan Budiman, Section 23, Shah Alam


Financial implications :

LCD - RM 352.00

Service - RM 80.00

TOTAL - RM 432.00


Justification :

Half of the price of the camera (with current market rate)


Moral of the story :

Might have to consider getting a new number hehhehe… Due to other defect beside the LCD.

Motiffffff.........


Other minor defect :

Shaky Lens & Difficult to press capture button


Apa kata penaja :

“Nak buat macam mana Yang, kenelah belajar hidup x payah guna camera”

(on the other hand, if u want me to get u a new camera, dream on!!!)


Mangsa keadaan :

Lyn Yusoff’s Sony Camera


Last image taken by the camera (while the LCD was still ok) :

Model : Amy Banks & Lyn Campbell
Photographer : Fendy Nang's Photopages


2nd last image taken by the camera (while the LCD was still ok) :


3rd last image taken by the camera (while the LCD was still ok) :


My reaction :

------> uwaaaaaaaaa.......... tidakkkkkkkk.......

------> lantas berlari keanak-anakkan meluru ke penjuru katil lalu memeluk bantal yang telah kubawa ke Tumah Tumpangan Ah Tong itewww.... Ops! salah, Genting Permai daaaaa.....

10 comments:

MORIBAYU said...

Kak Amy
Ustaz Ray Al Alimlah
telah tell me
"tu la,balasan kepada mereka2 yg melentiks ( sila rujuk gambar terakhir yg di snap oleh cam )"

apa2 pun
even akak nak closed kes nie
but kes nie still jadi misteri nusantara
dan antara kes berprofil tinggi utk this year

lalalalalalala

Farazila said...

ala cian nye kak emi....
xpe2...tunggu krismas ye,nt dapat yg baru...
jgn lpe minta yg mahal2 k
:P

Adam Arjuna said...

lihat jari ku...lentik kan...??
ahahah..tak bley blah..!!

"Selaku jenama produk jualan langsung terkenal di negeri Shah Lampu, Lyn First bakal meneruskan bisness kedua iaitu Kelas Tarian Jaipong dan Inang. Adam merupakan student pertama yg diserap masuk ke kelas ini.." kata wakil promosi.

Pada sesiapa yg berminat..boley menghubungi terus ke talian hotline Lyn First Dot Com.

♥Syamelia♥ said...

megat al-kaeda,
itu bukan balasan melentik la...
yang melentik is adam...
itu maknanaya pose ktorg terlalu hawts, sampai effect lcd camera...
hehheheeh...

case pofile tgi?
aiyoooo...
case altantuya pun x settle lg taw....
kalau ikut sampai pg pun x habis,
selagi TUN x bagun dan meniggalkan kwsan mahkamah, selagi 2 perbincangan x selesai...

lilo...
lama gils nk tgu xmas la...
semantara 2, akak rasa boleh melepas sebyk 1 001 282 keping gambar taw...
rugi rugi...

ps: nama lilo pun dikaitkan jugak dgn case nih...

gusti raden adam,
mmg lentik pun,
sampai terkejut lcd camera, lalu pecah...

lps u want 2 be on top, pasni adam masuk lak, so do u think u can dance?

Lina said...

your kamera rosak and the LCD pecah?
serious ker? use your phone's camera laa.

i thought main2 jer..
aww, sedih seh gitu..

my camera, my dad dah amek..
haha! lgpon my camera pon dah ting tong and i nak suruh my dad beli baru.. lgpon now, i tak amek gambar sgt..

Lyn Yusoff said...

ayooo....
bkn sbb melentik lah.. sbb korang overacting sehingga lcd nyer pecah.hehehehe

Adam.. bkn main yer menggunakan nameku ini tanpa kebenaran. harus di bawa ke muka pengadilan dan dibicara kan di mahkamah. mau di sabit kesalahan.

takpe2 amy..insyaAllah nnti dptlah camera baru tuh. abg sham kan sayang u.
walupun u akan terlepas byk pic. tpi camera ku sudi berkhidmat utk mu... hehehehe

♥Syamelia♥ said...

lina rd,
my camera x rosak tp the lcd pecah..
so camner nk guna? xley nk view...
n i xleh nk detect if i guna flash or not...
of coz la sedey...
n i wont main2 with this kind of matter la...
now m cameralesss....
so awkward coz i always carry my camera wherever i go...

lyn 2nd,
tol 2...
kt overposed thats y my lcd pecah hehheh...
u nak bicarakan adam ke?
aiyooo.... penat la...
kes i pun x selesai lg u nk bukak file baru lak ker?
hehheheh...
ok gak...
at least leh close my case...

hopefully, dptla camera baru tp xtaw bila...
sayang 2 sayang gak, tp beli camera bukan mcm beli baju...
u len la...
yr lalink nk belikan hp baru....
larikkkkk

Lyn Yusoff said...

Amy,
kes i kecik sgt berbanding ngn kes u. klu boleh nak bicara adam krn dua2 skali.. april fool n guna nama i itew..hehehe

of cozlah beli camera bkn cam beli baju. tpi sure dpt punya nnti.
tak delah..
mane ade die nak beli pun. ingat die tokey balak ker..hehehe.
klu die nak bg ok gak lah kan.. tpi dlm mimpi.. hahahahaha

♥Syamelia♥ said...

lyn,
case kt sama besar...

u pun x lama lagi guna hp baru la nampak gayanya...
ada org dah janji...
siap mention dlm shoutbox u u lg...
kan???

larik....

Anonymous said...

Ala cian nyer....
LCD tu krek...bukannyer aper...terkezut....huhu